My Writing Process

20190224_111723I decided to try this writing tag to assess where I am as a writer now that I’ve finished the third draft of what I hope to be my first novel. Thank you Antiquarius for tagging  your followers all those months ago.

  1. What genres do you write?

My current project has elements of science fiction, horror, mystery, and drama but doesn’t fit neatly into any one of those categories.  Ultimately, telling the story well is my main goal, and I’m fine with pulling elements from multiple genres to get this accomplished.  The majority of my stories involve science fiction and/or supernatural elements.

  1. What setting gets you the most productive?

I like feeling cozy as I write and having as close to silence as possible.

  1. If you have multiple story ideas, how do you go about picking which one to start on first?

I tend to stay very focused on one story at a time and use my phone to record ideas for later stories.  This helps me discover which future stories are worth writing.  If I find myself continually returning to a story, then I start to suspect I have an idea worth pursuing.

  1. Do you outline?

My outlines are really extensive.  I tend to dump all my ideas about a story into one outline, fashion this into a neater and more extensive outline, and then write my first draft from there.

  1. Do you start your first draft with pen and paper, typewriter, or computer?

Computer!  My ideas feel more permanent when I type them.  I love being able to revise absolutely everything, and I love the lack of pressure that comes from knowing I can write a sentence again and again if I feel the need.  I’ve never actually tried a typewriter, but given how many mistakes I make in my drafts, I don’t think I’d like it.

  1. What do you do to get through writer’s block?

Working on another story is helpful.  Also getting away from the computer and spending some time thinking about the problem while doing chores or getting ready for work often gives me the space I need to come up with a solution.

  1. Do you format your project from the beginning or worry about that later?

I worry about formatting later in the process.

  1. Do you edit as you go or when you’re finished with the first draft?

I tried editing as I went, but I found that this slowed down the process and felt frustrating.  I’d rather forge ahead and have to write an extra draft than worry about editing yesterday’s work today.  If I have an idea about something I wrote yesterday and it isn’t a quick fix, I’ll usually leave a comment for my future self to address in the next draft.

  1. After finishing your drafts/manuscript how long do you give it a break before you start going back over it or do you give it a break at all?

I do like to take a bit of a break between drafts mostly because I want to write some blog posts or outline another story.  While in the middle of a draft, I tend to focus on that at the expense of anything else.

  1. Is there something that you prefer to do to get you through writing? (Playing music, tv, having your favorite drink, or food)

I don’t like any distractions while I’m writing.  I love writing and I love food, but putting them together means I wouldn’t fully enjoy either.

  1. Do you schedule your writing sessions?

No.  I tend to write at the same times each day, but this is more about fitting writing around my work schedule than scheduling a specific time to write.

  1. Do you have word count or chapter goals for your writing sessions?

Never!  I respect anyone this works for, but I would feel so bad if I failed to meet a page goal.  It definitely wouldn’t be motivating.  Every day is different, and every day I feel differently, and I respect my time and my mind enough to be grateful for what I can produce any given day.  I do feel a little sad on less prolific days, but I know I’ll finish my projects eventually, and I’ll be glad I never rushed the process when it’s over.

  1. Are there any quirky things you do to make your projects more fun?

I like to find songs my main characters would like.  Some of my main characters like a lot of songs, and others are very picky.

  1. Do you work on multiple projects at one time?

I stay very focused on my main project when I’m in the middle of a draft, but I like to work on side projects where I collaborate with other artists as well as brainstorm future projects.

  1. How often do you research what you’re writing?

This depends.  Sometimes I’ll take a break and research something; other times, I’ll leave a note to tell myself to research it later—it depends on whether taking a break would ruin my flow.

  1. How do you organize your projects?

I use a system of folders and key words that probably only makes sense to me.

  1. Do you reward or punish yourself for achieving or missing out on your writing goals?

No punishments!  I never want writing to feel like a chore.  When I hit certain page goals, I will often reward myself by buying myself a book or some cosplay gear I’ve been eyeing.  I like to feel like I’ve earned a reward for hard work.

  1. Are there any works similar to your projects that you look for and use – for inspiration and/or comparison?

I love to watch science fiction and horror films, and these definitely influence my work.  I find that every book I read influences me to a certain extent.  I’m inspired by books I like and learn from ones I don’t.  I credit extremely talented authors like Bruce Coville and Judy Blundell for inspiring my love of writing as a child, and I still read their works today.

  1. How early do you wait to start looking for and hiring editors?

I don’t think I’ll know the answer to this one until after I publish my first novel!

  1. If you’ve finished a first draft or a manuscript. Tell us how you felt afterwards. (Pick your favorite) If you’re not through the first draft yet tell us how you’re feeling about it at the moment.

Writing the words “The End” for the first time was one of my coolest writing experiences.  I’d tried so many times to write a single novel length draft, and something went wrong every time.  Now that I’ve finished my third draft of the same story, and I’m so happy to see how much progress I’ve made and how much deeper and richer the story has become.

  1. Tag someone!

I encourage all writers to try this challenge.  I found writing about my process to be very rewarding!

My Writing Process

Top 13 Recommendations for a Horror Movie Night

wizard of nopeChoosing the perfect selection for a movie night is challenging, and with a horror movie night, the choice becomes even harder.  Depending on the crowd, a gory classic like The Exorcist or The Fly might work, but if your friends are the sort who get bored, distracted, or scared easily, they probably won’t be in the mood for staying silent for two hours to appreciate a masterpiece. People like to talk at parties, and that isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you pick the right film. You could pick a strange film that inspires conversation or captures everyone’s attention, or you could pick a so-bad-it’s-good movie so your guests can chat over it and add commentary to enhance the experience. Still, if you pick something too bad, the experience will be a slog. So, what to pick…

In this list, I present to you my Top 13 Recommendations for a Horror Movie Night. I’ve included information about the quality, strangeness, and appropriateness of each film, so you can make an informed decision. I highly recommend double features! And, of course, always have a backup option—if everyone absolutely hates the film 20 minutes in, turn it off and pick something else!

Zombeavers (2014)

Plot

Obnoxious young people go to a mysterious cabin, but instead of meeting Jason or a bunch of trolls, they meet zombeavers—a colony of beavers mutated by a chemical spill and eager to feed upon the living!  With an animated intro, off-putting zombie beaver puppetry, and a theme song during the end credits, this movie is dam fun!

Is it a bad movie?

It’s a divisive movie. Personally, I loved the creature effects and the silliness of it all, but some people can’t stand how awful the characters are. While I agree that the characters are morally flawed and that there’s no one good enough to root for, this didn’t ruin my enjoyment of the film. As with any selection, make sure to have a backup movie in case your audience isn’t loving your first choice.

Is it weird?

A little.  The zombie beaver villains definitely give this film an odd vibe.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

NO! This is a raunchy horror comedy with nudity and gnarly gore.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

Plot

A sleepy town is invaded by evil aliens who look like circus clowns. After finding their spaceship shaped like a circus tent, some young people try to warn everyone, but of course, no one believes them. Meanwhile, the eerie, otherworldly Killer Klowns have already descended on the town to terrorize locals with murderous circus tricks and turn people into cotton candy!

Is it bad?

It’s excellent.  The props and special effects are all clown themed and extremely creative.

Is it weird?

Yes.  The commitment to the clown theme on every level makes this film exceptionally strange.  Humans are threatened by evil popcorn and tracked by balloon dogs!

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

Hmm… Although PG-13, there are some pretty gnarly deaths.  A biker loses his head, a security guard is melted by acidic pies, and a horrifically disturbing fate befalls the skeptical police sergeant. This one is definitely better for teens and adults because otherwise it’ll likely inspire a lifelong fear of clowns!

Happy Death Day (2017)

Plot: An awful person spends her birthday being unnecessarily rude to people, having an affair with her married professor, and being silent and complicit in the presence of bullying and cruelty. At the end of the day, she gets murdered by a masked figure.  Then she wakes up.  She soon realizes she’s reliving the same day, trapped in a time loop.  Rather than being a curse, repeating the same day again and again gives her the chance to track down her killer, prevent her murder, and fix her rotten life.

Is it bad?

It’s super fun!  Although the premise seems gimmicky, the story and characters are strong, and watching the main character become a better person makes for a really satisfying story.

Is it weird?

Nah.  Aside from the premise and the creepy baby mask, this one isn’t particularly weird.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

This is a PG-13 film with some violence and sexuality.  That baby mask would likely give kids nightmares for weeks.

Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)

Plot

Dude Bro Party Massacre III begins by recapping the events of the first two films (which is helpful given that these films don’t actually exist). We find out that a masked killer named Motherface has been murdering countless fraternity bros. In this installment, the fraternity bros are banished to a creepy cabin in the woods after committing one too many atrocities, and Motherface begins to pick them off one by one. This film is absolutely wild with gore, raunchy humor, and dude bro satire—truly something for everybody!

Is it bad?

It’s excellent! The script is designed to be nonsensical, and with its cutting critique of slasher clichés and dude bro culture, the writing truly shines.

Is it weird?

Extremely.  This film is designed to be as strange and absurd as possible.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

NO! There are very objectionable scenes that are completely inappropriate for children. The film deals with heavy themes ranging from suicide to war trauma and has buckets of blood, so know your audience!

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) AND Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost (1999)

Plots

Here are two childhood favorites that would make for an excellent double feature!

In Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, Mystery Inc. reunites and explores rumors of ghosts down in the Louisiana bayou. Things get pretty chilling when zombies show up—Fred attempts to pull off one of the zombie’s masks and ends up yanking off his head! These zombies are real, but they aren’t the ones the gang really needs to fear…

In Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost, writer Ben Ravencroft, voiced by Tim Curry, invites the gang to his hometown of Oakhaven. The gang investigates rumors that the town is haunted by the ghost of Sarah Ravencroft, Ben’s ancestor who had been accused of witchcraft. During their stay, Mystery Inc. meets a gothic band named The Hex Girls and unravels a mystery that seems pretty straightforward until it takes a supernatural turn…

Are these bad movies?

These are very good for straight to video cartoons. The animation is solid, and the voice acting is incredible.

Are they weird?

I’d say yes.  As a young Scooby-Doo fan, I found these films very uncomfortable because they break the typical Scooby-Doo mold. In most Scooby-Doo episodes, the gang encounters a monster, investigates a mystery, sets a trap, and unmasks a bad guy.  These films shatter that mold by introducing supernatural elements into otherwise realistic settings.

Are they appropriate for all audiences?

Yes! Very young children might get scared, but most kids will really enjoy these films, and older audiences will enjoy revisiting some childhood classics.

Spookies (1986)

Plot

A group of young people breaks into a mansion (the house of Founding Father John Jay!) despite it looking creepy as all heck.  Meanwhile, a wizard named Kreon states that he’s luring these young people, just as he lured all the young people filling the graveyard out front, so he can use their energy to revive his dead wife who happens to hate his guts. Once inside the mansion, one friend gets possessed, and the group splits up and gets attacked by monsters ranging from reptilian gremlins to giant spider women.  The making of this film explains some of the strangeness. The original directors were fired and replaced by a new director who wrote and filmed entirely new scenes on location with an entirely different cast.

Is it bad?

Extremely. I’d say this one would be good for background ambiance at a Halloween party except you’ll want to direct everyone’s attention to the screen when the farting muck-men arrive.

Is it weird?

Every second of this film is weird.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

No.  This film contains some gore. A child gets murdered by a cat-man monster.

April Fool’s Day (1986)

Plot

A group of spring breakers (including Thomas F. Wilson who plays Biff in Back to the Future) visits their mysterious friend Muffy at her island mansion. Tragedy strikes when one of their number is gruesomely injured when he falls off the boat and gets crushed between the boat and the dock. Once at the mansion, the group finds that the house is peppered with goofy pranks, yet trouble strikes again when a girl is traumatized by one of the pranks. And as if that’s not bad enough, people begin disappearing and turning up dead!

Is it bad?

It’s good! Clearly the slasher genre was running out of holidays when it decided to mine April Fools’ Day for thrills. Still, this film has a creative twist ending and an overall fun vibe.

Is it weird?

Nah.  It’s a slasher film with pranks—fun in an odd way.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

No. With the sex, blood, and guts, I’d recommend this one for teens and adults only. This movie would be particularly good for a mixed crowd of horror lovers and scaredy cats. The gore hounds will appreciate seeing this rarely screened slasher while the scaredy cats will appreciate the ending, which wraps everything up neatly.

What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

Plot

In this hilarious dark comedy, a documentary crew follows the lives of four centuries-old vampire flatmates living in modern day New Zealand. This dynamic changes when a local guy, Nick, is turned into a vampire, and these seasoned vampires must help him navigate the world of the undead. Luckily, Nick’s wonderful, software analyst best friend, Stu, volunteers to teach the vampires about modern day technology. Every scene of this film is wacky and packed with jokes, and the characters are wonderful. You’ll want so much to root for them even though we’re clearly their dinner.

Is it bad?

Nope! Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi have made an absolute masterpiece.

Is it weird?

Yes. There a lots of strange moments and weird scenes.  Mockumentaries are often pretty odd.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

No. This film is appropriate for teens and adults, but the blood and rude humor make it a poor choice for kids. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, I highly recommend checking it out before the sequel show premiers on FX!

Maximum Overdrive (1986)

Plot

In Stephen King’s only attempt at directing, technology goes haywire and starts murdering people.  A soda machine kills a man and a child is run over by a steamroller! Some humans hide out in a gas station of all places as a herd of trucks corners them inside and demands more gas. The soundtrack is filled with AC/DC songs, making this one epic 80s film!

Is it bad?

It’s very bad! It’s so bad that Stephen King swore never to direct another film. He’s stated on record that Maximum Overdrive is a “moron movie,” which is high praise in the bad movie community!

Is it weird?

It’s pretty odd. I especially like the gas guzzling montage where the sentient trucks demand the humans replenish their fuel.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

No. The Happy Toyz Truck will haunt kids’ nightmares.

Scooby-Doo (2002)

(I’d argue that this list doesn’t have enough Scooby-Doo.)

Plot

After their egos cause them to part ways, the Mystery Inc. gang reunites on a visit to the horror themed Spooky Island resort. They must determine why the spring breakers are becoming mind controlled fiends, what’s going on with these strange CGI monsters, and who is responsible for all this chaos. Filled with rude jokes, celebrity cameos, and perfect casting, this film is an absolute gem.

Is it bad?

While the film is good overall, some parts haven’t aged well.  The CGI is bad in an uncanny valley sort of way. So if anything, the movie is scarier than when it first came out!

Is it weird?

Nope. The plot is pretty straightforward with a couple of odd twists and turns.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

Yes.  This is a perfect film for kids and adults because the rude jokes will fly over the little kids’ heads but give the adults plenty to snicker about.

The Bye Bye Man (2017)

Plot

A group of college students learns about a mysterious supernatural figure named the Bye Bye Man who stalks people who think about him or say his name.  Don’t Think It! Don’t Say It! The Bye Bye Man spends the rest of the movie stalking these characters, making them hallucinate, and picking them off one by one. Luckily the main characters are a bunch of awful weirdos, so it’s not like we’re too attached to them.

Is it bad?

Very!  The worst aspect of The Bye Bye Man (and trust me, it’s hard to pick) is that this film really could have been good.  The idea of an entity who attacks the people who think about him is pretty chilling.  Maybe someday, someone innovative will make that movie. For now, we’re stuck with this trash.

Is it weird?

Yes. The Bye Bye Man’s accomplice is a dog who looks like a giant sentient meatloaf.  (http://iwilleatyourenglish.tumblr.com/post/156299647785/things-you-didnt-know-about-the-bye-bye-man-that)

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

No. At one point a young man blames his erectile dysfunction on the Bye Bye Man, so I’d reserve this one for teens and adults.

Ghoulies 2 (1988)

Plot

A group of ugly little demons infiltrates the haunted house attraction at a dying traveling carnival. These Ghoulies take no mercy, killing good guys and bad guys alike. The film gets really good when all hell breaks loose, and the Ghoulies run rampant, terrorizing the park.

Is it bad?

No. It’s no Oscar winner, but it’s hard to call such a goofy film bad. Plus, Phil Fondacaro (if you’ve seen Return of the Jedi, he plays the ewok who dies tragically in battle) plays a Shakespearian actor who’s stuck working in a carnival and gives us someone to root for.  This is essential because the main character is possibly the dullest protagonist on record.

Is it weird?

Kind of.  The plot is straightforward, but the little trickster demons are gleefully weird.  The end of the film features unnecessary explosions, a giant Ghoulie, and a fitting revenge for the evil yuppie villain.

Is it appropriate for all audiences?

No. Little kids probably shouldn’t see Ghoulies murdering people, but teens and adults will definitely enjoy the chaos.

I hope you enjoyed my Top 13 Recommendations for a Horror Movie Night. What horror movies have you and your friends enjoyed lately? Let me know in the comments!

Top 13 Recommendations for a Horror Movie Night

Venom (2018) Review

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Spider-Gwen gives Venom 5/5 stars!

Is Venom supposed to be scary? With all the glistening fangs and people eating, you would think so, but as far as the 2018 film goes, Venom, and his relationship with Eddie Brock, is extremely precious and very adorable. I highly recommend this film, and while I hope I’m not speaking too soon (the year isn’t finished yet), I declare Venom to be the best so-bad-it’s-excellent film of 2018.

Check out my extended review of Venom on YouTube!

Venom (2018) Review

Scary Story of the Day: A Very Special Message from Your Friends at “Family Farms Soaps” by LivingHalloween

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Like the soaps in “A Very Special Message from Your Friends at ‘Family Farms Soaps,’” this short story feels lovingly crafted and full of creepy detail.  The story starts similarly to the underrated so-bad-it’s-excellent classic Halloween 3: Season of the Witch.  A mysterious and mildly ominous television commercial airs at the same time each night, urging viewers to tune in.  Yet the company and its products don’t appear to exist, sparking a mystery in Summerdown Grove.  After the loss of the town’s central industry and the resulting exodus of half the town’s residents, the remaining Summerdown Grove citizens see the phenomenon as an excellent distraction and maybe even a chance to save the town.  But this isn’t an inspirational film about a small town saved by creative marketing.  I won’t reveal the truth behind Family Farms Soaps because you should definitely check out the full story!

Read the story here.

Listen to the story here.

What I love about small town horror stories like A Very Special Message from Your Friends at “Family Farms Soaps,” The Art of Jacob Emory, and Jessie Mac is the idea that horror can happen under the radar and never make it to the official news channels.  I suspect that every hometown has its horror legends, the blend of almost forgotten crimes, make up legends, and, very possibly, some truly scary things lurking just off the known paths.

Scary Story of the Day: A Very Special Message from Your Friends at “Family Farms Soaps” by LivingHalloween

Scary Story of the Day: The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Lion VeldtReading horrifying stories is a middle school rite of passage.  From classic short stories like The Lottery and The Most Dangerous Game to dystopian children’s novels like The Giver and the Shadow Children series, middle school literature seems designed to terrify.

In sixth grade, I devoured scary stories in the way living planets devoured innocent travelers (shout out to the Galaxy of Fear series).  It was at this tender age of 11 that my teacher assigned a brilliant and chilling science fiction tale that remains one of my favorites to this day: “The Veldt” by Ray Bradbury.

“The Veldt” feels like a precursor to Black Mirror.  The Hadley family owns a smart home that does everything—it cooks their dinners, completes all their chores, and rocks the family to sleep—leaving the parents feeling frustrated and obsolete.  The most expensive room is a nursery that allows the children to imagine anything and creates their visions in vivid, lifelike detail.  For example, a child might imagine a beach, and the walls would generate the seaside imagery, the vents would waft in the smell of saltwater, and the speakers would produce the sounds of seagulls and waves.  In recent weeks, however, the children have become fixated on creating the same scene—an African Savannah complete with lions and vultures.

When I first read this story, as a voracious reader and a beginning writer, I was beginning to pick up on elements like foreshadowing and often predicted the endings of stories within the first few pages or chapters.  Many times, knowing the ending ruined the suspense, but “The Veldt” was different.  When I realized what horrific fate would befall the Hadley family, I was struck with terror.  It seemed as though the characters were hurtling toward their doom while all I could do was watch.  That feeling of sensing an unbearable fate and being unable to prevent it is still one of the scariest experiences I’ve had reading horror literature.

Click here to read “The Veldt.”

Click here to listen to the Dimension X radio production of “The Veldt.”

Scary Story of the Day: The Veldt by Ray Bradbury

Fido (2006) Review

Abandoned FriendlysThe 1950s have long been a shorthand for conformity and maintaining conventions at all costs.  Just as the twenties have come to symbolize opulence and the sixties youthful rebellion, in America’s collective memory, the fifties are all about those white picket fences and Levittown-esque suburbs.  From Pleasantville to Edward Scissorhands, the fifties setting is a perfect place for some subversive fun.

In Fido (2006), Helen Robinson, played by the magnificent Carrie-Anne Moss, is mortified that her family is the only one in the neighborhood that doesn’t own a zombie.  After a wave of radiation encircled the globe and brought the dead back to life, humans waged the “Zombie Wars” to take back control of the planet.  Using collars that render zombies docile and subservient, the ever-present conglomerate Zomcon has turned the remaining undead into a desirable commodity and has encouraged their use as servants, butlers, and housemaids.  Because her husband Bill (Dylan Baker) is terrified of zombies, Helen goes behind his back and purchases one, hoping that he’ll grow to accept this new addition in time.  Immediately, their lonely, bullied son Timmy Robinson (K’Sun Ray) befriends the zombie and names him “Fido.”  The next day, Fido, played by a hilarious Billy Connolly, breaks loose from his calming collar and starts chowing down on Mrs. Henderson, the elderly town gossip.  When she becomes a zombie and starts assailing her neighbors, the quiet suburb faces a minor zombie outbreak.  However, this story serves as a side plot. The film’s main focus is on how the Robinson family adapts to their newest undead member and how Fido grows to care for his new family.  As Fido acts less like a bloodthirsty monster, dancing with Helen and rescuing Timmy in a manner reminiscent of Lassie, we are forced to consider whether the dead have truly lost their humanity.

Fido is an inherently subversive movie.  In recent years, zombies have been one of the most overused movie and video game monsters, and at their most trite, they are an excuse to endlessly massacre bodies without having to consider the messy morality inherent in shooting actual humans.  By domesticating and commodifying zombies, Fido brings a fresh take to the genre.  In the opening scenes, by establishing the story of a pitiful, bullied boy, Fido seems to be setting up a heartwarming film about a boy and his (zombie) dog, but this plot is subverted when Fido almost immediately breaks loose and gnaws on Mrs. Henderson.  One of the film’s best subversions and surprises is in the character of Helen Robinson.  Initially Helen seems like a throwaway side character; she barely looks up from her baking when her son mentions how he was nearly killed by a bully and cares most about keeping up with the Joneses.  But over the course of the film, she begins to have feelings for the new zombie man around the house, sasses her husband, who seems to care more about golf and paying for funerals than the fact she’s pregnant with their baby, and helps her son cover up a murder.  Watching her growth over the course of the film is gleeful fun.

While dystopias are often subversive, Fido also manages to subvert the typical dystopia.  In the world of Fido, Zomcon owns everything, assumes all government functions, controls the media, and banishes those who disobey to a zombie filled wilderness, which is tantamount to execution.  The dystopian corporatocracy plays out in the background, but nobody seems particularly concerned by it.  Although the characters manipulate the system, nobody topples the regime, and nothing really changes.  The corporation is forgiven for outright negligence that leads to countless deaths because its services and products are useful and ingrained in everyday life.  While most evil corporations and governments in dystopian films go too far and inspire resentment and rebellion, Fido shows how an institution is most dangerous when people are so caught up by its fantastic achievements that they refuse to hold it accountable for its abuse of power.

Overall, Fido is a hilarious, thought-provoking film with excellent performances—a perfect way to add variety to a zombie movie night.

Fido (2006) Review

Annabelle: Creation (2017) Review

Creepy DollTwelve years after a tragedy befalls a family who conveniently lives in the middle of nowhere, the father decides to open his home and heart to a nun and the orphans under her care.  In another film universe this premise might have produced a charming family movie full of life lessons and cheer.  In Annabelle: Creation (2017), the family, the nun, the orphans, and, by extension, the audience are subjected to relentless terror.

Part of what made this movie so entertaining was that I didn’t go in with high expectations.  While I had enjoyed the first two Conjuring films, I never bothered to see Annabelle (2014) which only got a 29% on Rotten Tomatoes.  Going in to this movie, I didn’t remember much about Annabelle the doll.  I remembered her eerie appearance, of course, but other than that, I mostly remembered her getting safely locked away in a cabinet during the first Conjuring film.  But here, Annabelle is uncontained and ready to wreak havoc.

The first two Conjuring films were (supposedly) based on a true story.  While watching these films, there’s an extra layer of creepiness as you wonder whether these events really could have happened, but the fact it’s based on reality can zap some of the suspense.  Deep down, you know that Ed and Lorraine Warren will survive since the people they’re based on survived, and that evil will be vanquished—at least until the sequel.  Annabelle: Creation offers no such comfort: none of these characters are guaranteed to survive unscathed or even survive at all.  The body count is higher than either Conjuring film and with it comes the terror of knowing that anything can happen.  The horror is nicely varied, with lots of gnarly body horror and gore as well as possessed children, scarecrows, and dead bodies.  The only downside to these terrors is that there are way too many times when characters walk into dark, creepy basements or go into forbidden rooms when they know they shouldn’t.  I appreciate that this movie made me shriek in the middle of a crowded theater, but it also made me want to yell out advice to the characters, and that’s never good.

Though the characters aren’t incredibly developed, I did find myself caring about them.  Stephanie Sigman is wonderful as a sweet and compassionate nun named Sister Charlotte, and I definitely rooted for the orphan girls.  While I do love horror films where the main characters use their ingenuity and strength to fight back against their foes (You’re Next, Get Out, and 10 Cloverfield Lane are all excellent examples), I also love horror films like this where the main characters have no chance because the villain is so powerful, so unstoppable, and so evil.  The women here are so vulnerable and ill-matched to confront an ancient, shapeshifting evil, which definitely adds to the horror.

Another thing I particularly liked about this movie was its focus on female characters.  With the six orphan girls, the nun, and the mysterious wife, the screen was filled with women.  I really enjoyed the scene where the little girls Janice and Linda use a paper fortune teller and promise each other that they won’t let anyone adopt them unless they’re adopted together.  I also really liked the scene where the mysterious wife reveals herself; she stops being the intriguing figure who haunts the imaginations of the girls and confides in Sister Charlotte, telling her story in her own words.

Overall Annabelle: Creation is a great new addition to the Conjuring universe and definitely worth checking out if you want a good summertime scare!

Annabelle: Creation (2017) Review

Scary Story of the Day: The Art of Jacob Emory by Peterdivine

Before I start marathoning scary movies and TV shows, I want to recommend one of my absolute favorite stories. Jacob Emory, an aimless young man, returns from a trip abroad with a strange object that allows him to create moving, living drawings. Things inevitably go wrong. I hope everyone has a very happy Halloween!

Here is a link to read the story.

Here is a link to listen to the story.

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Scary Story of the Day: The Art of Jacob Emory by Peterdivine

Scary Story of the Day: The Russian Sleep Experiment.

Goosey Night, Mischief Night, Gate Night, Cabbage Night. Whatever you call it, this day of pranks and thrills needs to be commemorated by a very scary story. The Russian Sleep Experiment is about an experiment that supposedly took place in 1940s Russia, where a group of men were exposed to an experimental gas that forced them to stay awake. What happens to these men is absolutely horrific. This story is extremely gory and contains scenes of absolutely horrific violence so please take caution!

Here is a link to read the story.

Here is a link to listen to the story.

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Scary Story of the Day: The Russian Sleep Experiment.

Scary Story of the Day: Jessie Mack

Most of the stories I’ve featured here this month are things that most likely didn’t happen. At least I sincerely hope that Mr. Widemouth and the creature from the crawlspace aren’t real. But this strange story about a group of New Jersians who become obsessed with the name “Jessie Mack” always gives me a chill because I really could see this happening. Unlike the many more literary and well plotted stories, “Jessie Mack” is a very strange story that has no neat resolution, which makes me wonder if the author, who swears that his story is autobiographical, might just be telling the truth. Some notes of warning: this story contains lots of profanity and includes many mature topics including drugs and drug overdose, vomit, and suicide.

Here is a link to read “Jessie Mack”

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Scary Story of the Day: Jessie Mack