Choosing the perfect selection for a movie night is challenging, and with a horror movie night, the choice becomes even harder. Depending on the crowd, a gory classic like The Exorcist or The Fly might work, but if your friends are the sort who get bored, distracted, or scared easily, they probably won’t be in the mood for staying silent for two hours to appreciate a masterpiece. People like to talk at parties, and that isn’t necessarily a bad thing if you pick the right film. You could pick a strange film that inspires conversation or captures everyone’s attention, or you could pick a so-bad-it’s-good movie so your guests can chat over it and add commentary to enhance the experience. Still, if you pick something too bad, the experience will be a slog. So, what to pick…
In this list, I present to you my Top 13 Recommendations for a Horror Movie Night. I’ve included information about the quality, strangeness, and appropriateness of each film, so you can make an informed decision. I highly recommend double features! And, of course, always have a backup option—if everyone absolutely hates the film 20 minutes in, turn it off and pick something else!
Zombeavers (2014)
Plot
Obnoxious young people go to a mysterious cabin, but instead of meeting Jason or a bunch of trolls, they meet zombeavers—a colony of beavers mutated by a chemical spill and eager to feed upon the living! With an animated intro, off-putting zombie beaver puppetry, and a theme song during the end credits, this movie is dam fun!
Is it a bad movie?
It’s a divisive movie. Personally, I loved the creature effects and the silliness of it all, but some people can’t stand how awful the characters are. While I agree that the characters are morally flawed and that there’s no one good enough to root for, this didn’t ruin my enjoyment of the film. As with any selection, make sure to have a backup movie in case your audience isn’t loving your first choice.
Is it weird?
A little. The zombie beaver villains definitely give this film an odd vibe.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
NO! This is a raunchy horror comedy with nudity and gnarly gore.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)
Plot
A sleepy town is invaded by evil aliens who look like circus clowns. After finding their spaceship shaped like a circus tent, some young people try to warn everyone, but of course, no one believes them. Meanwhile, the eerie, otherworldly Killer Klowns have already descended on the town to terrorize locals with murderous circus tricks and turn people into cotton candy!
Is it bad?
It’s excellent. The props and special effects are all clown themed and extremely creative.
Is it weird?
Yes. The commitment to the clown theme on every level makes this film exceptionally strange. Humans are threatened by evil popcorn and tracked by balloon dogs!
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
Hmm… Although PG-13, there are some pretty gnarly deaths. A biker loses his head, a security guard is melted by acidic pies, and a horrifically disturbing fate befalls the skeptical police sergeant. This one is definitely better for teens and adults because otherwise it’ll likely inspire a lifelong fear of clowns!
Happy Death Day (2017)
Plot: An awful person spends her birthday being unnecessarily rude to people, having an affair with her married professor, and being silent and complicit in the presence of bullying and cruelty. At the end of the day, she gets murdered by a masked figure. Then she wakes up. She soon realizes she’s reliving the same day, trapped in a time loop. Rather than being a curse, repeating the same day again and again gives her the chance to track down her killer, prevent her murder, and fix her rotten life.
Is it bad?
It’s super fun! Although the premise seems gimmicky, the story and characters are strong, and watching the main character become a better person makes for a really satisfying story.
Is it weird?
Nah. Aside from the premise and the creepy baby mask, this one isn’t particularly weird.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
This is a PG-13 film with some violence and sexuality. That baby mask would likely give kids nightmares for weeks.
Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015)
Plot
Dude Bro Party Massacre III begins by recapping the events of the first two films (which is helpful given that these films don’t actually exist). We find out that a masked killer named Motherface has been murdering countless fraternity bros. In this installment, the fraternity bros are banished to a creepy cabin in the woods after committing one too many atrocities, and Motherface begins to pick them off one by one. This film is absolutely wild with gore, raunchy humor, and dude bro satire—truly something for everybody!
Is it bad?
It’s excellent! The script is designed to be nonsensical, and with its cutting critique of slasher clichés and dude bro culture, the writing truly shines.
Is it weird?
Extremely. This film is designed to be as strange and absurd as possible.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
NO! There are very objectionable scenes that are completely inappropriate for children. The film deals with heavy themes ranging from suicide to war trauma and has buckets of blood, so know your audience!
Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998) AND Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost (1999)
Plots
Here are two childhood favorites that would make for an excellent double feature!
In Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, Mystery Inc. reunites and explores rumors of ghosts down in the Louisiana bayou. Things get pretty chilling when zombies show up—Fred attempts to pull off one of the zombie’s masks and ends up yanking off his head! These zombies are real, but they aren’t the ones the gang really needs to fear…
In Scooby-Doo and the Witch’s Ghost, writer Ben Ravencroft, voiced by Tim Curry, invites the gang to his hometown of Oakhaven. The gang investigates rumors that the town is haunted by the ghost of Sarah Ravencroft, Ben’s ancestor who had been accused of witchcraft. During their stay, Mystery Inc. meets a gothic band named The Hex Girls and unravels a mystery that seems pretty straightforward until it takes a supernatural turn…
Are these bad movies?
These are very good for straight to video cartoons. The animation is solid, and the voice acting is incredible.
Are they weird?
I’d say yes. As a young Scooby-Doo fan, I found these films very uncomfortable because they break the typical Scooby-Doo mold. In most Scooby-Doo episodes, the gang encounters a monster, investigates a mystery, sets a trap, and unmasks a bad guy. These films shatter that mold by introducing supernatural elements into otherwise realistic settings.
Are they appropriate for all audiences?
Yes! Very young children might get scared, but most kids will really enjoy these films, and older audiences will enjoy revisiting some childhood classics.
Spookies (1986)
Plot
A group of young people breaks into a mansion (the house of Founding Father John Jay!) despite it looking creepy as all heck. Meanwhile, a wizard named Kreon states that he’s luring these young people, just as he lured all the young people filling the graveyard out front, so he can use their energy to revive his dead wife who happens to hate his guts. Once inside the mansion, one friend gets possessed, and the group splits up and gets attacked by monsters ranging from reptilian gremlins to giant spider women. The making of this film explains some of the strangeness. The original directors were fired and replaced by a new director who wrote and filmed entirely new scenes on location with an entirely different cast.
Is it bad?
Extremely. I’d say this one would be good for background ambiance at a Halloween party except you’ll want to direct everyone’s attention to the screen when the farting muck-men arrive.
Is it weird?
Every second of this film is weird.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
No. This film contains some gore. A child gets murdered by a cat-man monster.
April Fool’s Day (1986)
Plot
A group of spring breakers (including Thomas F. Wilson who plays Biff in Back to the Future) visits their mysterious friend Muffy at her island mansion. Tragedy strikes when one of their number is gruesomely injured when he falls off the boat and gets crushed between the boat and the dock. Once at the mansion, the group finds that the house is peppered with goofy pranks, yet trouble strikes again when a girl is traumatized by one of the pranks. And as if that’s not bad enough, people begin disappearing and turning up dead!
Is it bad?
It’s good! Clearly the slasher genre was running out of holidays when it decided to mine April Fools’ Day for thrills. Still, this film has a creative twist ending and an overall fun vibe.
Is it weird?
Nah. It’s a slasher film with pranks—fun in an odd way.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
No. With the sex, blood, and guts, I’d recommend this one for teens and adults only. This movie would be particularly good for a mixed crowd of horror lovers and scaredy cats. The gore hounds will appreciate seeing this rarely screened slasher while the scaredy cats will appreciate the ending, which wraps everything up neatly.
What We Do in the Shadows (2014)
Plot
In this hilarious dark comedy, a documentary crew follows the lives of four centuries-old vampire flatmates living in modern day New Zealand. This dynamic changes when a local guy, Nick, is turned into a vampire, and these seasoned vampires must help him navigate the world of the undead. Luckily, Nick’s wonderful, software analyst best friend, Stu, volunteers to teach the vampires about modern day technology. Every scene of this film is wacky and packed with jokes, and the characters are wonderful. You’ll want so much to root for them even though we’re clearly their dinner.
Is it bad?
Nope! Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi have made an absolute masterpiece.
Is it weird?
Yes. There a lots of strange moments and weird scenes. Mockumentaries are often pretty odd.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
No. This film is appropriate for teens and adults, but the blood and rude humor make it a poor choice for kids. If you haven’t seen this movie yet, I highly recommend checking it out before the sequel show premiers on FX!
Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Plot
In Stephen King’s only attempt at directing, technology goes haywire and starts murdering people. A soda machine kills a man and a child is run over by a steamroller! Some humans hide out in a gas station of all places as a herd of trucks corners them inside and demands more gas. The soundtrack is filled with AC/DC songs, making this one epic 80s film!
Is it bad?
It’s very bad! It’s so bad that Stephen King swore never to direct another film. He’s stated on record that Maximum Overdrive is a “moron movie,” which is high praise in the bad movie community!
Is it weird?
It’s pretty odd. I especially like the gas guzzling montage where the sentient trucks demand the humans replenish their fuel.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
No. The Happy Toyz Truck will haunt kids’ nightmares.
Scooby-Doo (2002)
(I’d argue that this list doesn’t have enough Scooby-Doo.)
Plot
After their egos cause them to part ways, the Mystery Inc. gang reunites on a visit to the horror themed Spooky Island resort. They must determine why the spring breakers are becoming mind controlled fiends, what’s going on with these strange CGI monsters, and who is responsible for all this chaos. Filled with rude jokes, celebrity cameos, and perfect casting, this film is an absolute gem.
Is it bad?
While the film is good overall, some parts haven’t aged well. The CGI is bad in an uncanny valley sort of way. So if anything, the movie is scarier than when it first came out!
Is it weird?
Nope. The plot is pretty straightforward with a couple of odd twists and turns.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
Yes. This is a perfect film for kids and adults because the rude jokes will fly over the little kids’ heads but give the adults plenty to snicker about.
The Bye Bye Man (2017)
Plot
A group of college students learns about a mysterious supernatural figure named the Bye Bye Man who stalks people who think about him or say his name. Don’t Think It! Don’t Say It! The Bye Bye Man spends the rest of the movie stalking these characters, making them hallucinate, and picking them off one by one. Luckily the main characters are a bunch of awful weirdos, so it’s not like we’re too attached to them.
Is it bad?
Very! The worst aspect of The Bye Bye Man (and trust me, it’s hard to pick) is that this film really could have been good. The idea of an entity who attacks the people who think about him is pretty chilling. Maybe someday, someone innovative will make that movie. For now, we’re stuck with this trash.
Is it weird?
Yes. The Bye Bye Man’s accomplice is a dog who looks like a giant sentient meatloaf. (http://iwilleatyourenglish.tumblr.com/post/156299647785/things-you-didnt-know-about-the-bye-bye-man-that)
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
No. At one point a young man blames his erectile dysfunction on the Bye Bye Man, so I’d reserve this one for teens and adults.
Ghoulies 2 (1988)
Plot
A group of ugly little demons infiltrates the haunted house attraction at a dying traveling carnival. These Ghoulies take no mercy, killing good guys and bad guys alike. The film gets really good when all hell breaks loose, and the Ghoulies run rampant, terrorizing the park.
Is it bad?
No. It’s no Oscar winner, but it’s hard to call such a goofy film bad. Plus, Phil Fondacaro (if you’ve seen Return of the Jedi, he plays the ewok who dies tragically in battle) plays a Shakespearian actor who’s stuck working in a carnival and gives us someone to root for. This is essential because the main character is possibly the dullest protagonist on record.
Is it weird?
Kind of. The plot is straightforward, but the little trickster demons are gleefully weird. The end of the film features unnecessary explosions, a giant Ghoulie, and a fitting revenge for the evil yuppie villain.
Is it appropriate for all audiences?
No. Little kids probably shouldn’t see Ghoulies murdering people, but teens and adults will definitely enjoy the chaos.
I hope you enjoyed my Top 13 Recommendations for a Horror Movie Night. What horror movies have you and your friends enjoyed lately? Let me know in the comments!